I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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