But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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