My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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