honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
a search helicopter?!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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