What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
you would pick up someone in the library
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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