You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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