Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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