***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
After last night, I could never be a politician.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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