At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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