Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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