i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
