We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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