Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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