On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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