Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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