I feel like abortions should bother me more
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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