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Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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