I want to stick my p in your. b.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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