Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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