My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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