Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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