Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I enjoy the company of your penis
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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