Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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