Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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