awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Say something about gay babies.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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