Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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