Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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