Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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