We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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