How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke