If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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