We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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