She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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