Well apparently he's into motor boating.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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