I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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