i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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