We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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