return my video game
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
How naked do you want me to be?
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