All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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