Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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