My brain says no but my pants say off.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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