belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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