Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?

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(970): View more from Colorado

I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off

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(443): View more from Maryland

He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for

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(718): View more from New York

i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..

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(612): View more from Minnesota

we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea

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(216): View more from Ohio

If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together

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