Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
