I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
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