You work out of a Hotel?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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