At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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