He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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