Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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