Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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