I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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