im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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