She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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