why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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