this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Randomize
