i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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