i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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