Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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