you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Success! We fucked roommates!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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